I am new to the blogging world, so would you all mind helping me out by visiting my page several times a day and telling all your friends so that I may amass a small fortune? I really could use some biscuit money, as I am feeling rather peckish.
That fortune could also contribute to my shampoo-fund, which at the moment is seriously lacking. Errr... wait, ermm, never mind that. I don't have a shampoo fund, I am a very well kept young person. I want to seem like an upstanding gentleman.